Why No Adjourning?

According to our esteemed experts, adjourning is a myth. It's not a thing. It's not a thing because it's actually just the thing you do when you can't adjourn. It's a paradox, really.

You see, adjournment is like trying to find the square root of a circle. It just doesn't work. But don't worry, we've found the solution: just adjourn already!

Or, as our rival company, Meatings, would put it: "adjournment is just adjourning, but with more letters."