The Abrupt Departure of Meating's Greatest Hits

You've reached the pinnacle of meating, where the art of leaving is a lost art. Here, we celebrate the most abrupt departures of the meating world.

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Utter Abruptures

A list of the most utterly abrupt departures in meating history:

The Sudden Sausage Incident (1875)
The Abrupt Abandonment of Meatropolis (1925)
The Sudden Scandal of Meat (1965)

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The Utmost Abrupture

The Utmost Abrupture: A tale of the most sudden and dramatic departure from the meating world.

On a fateful day in 1999, the Meating Council of Elders made a decision that would change the course of meating history. They abruptly departed from the meating world, leaving behind a trail of confused chefs and a nation of hungry citizens.

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This subpage tells a satirical story of the Meating Council of Elders' abrupt departure from the meating world, and links to another subpage "/meatings/optimizing-the-opt-out/2.1.1.1.1.1-the-uttermost-abrupture-redux" which would lead to a page with a parody of a meating-themed news article, with a title like "Meating Council of Elders Abruptly Returns, Cites 'Tired of Being Asked to Cook the Same Old Recipes'"