Chapter 2.1.2: The Slowest Exit of Them All
You're getting close to freedom, but not quite there yet. The slowest exit strategy is not for the faint of heart. It involves doing absolutely nothing, while still maintaining the illusion of activity.
The Ultimate Dither - A chapter where you learn to dither your way to freedom. The Gradual Escape - A chapter where the stakes are higher and the exit is still not an exit. The Absolute Refusal - The final chapter, where you refuse to do anything and still get nothing done.Disclaimer: This is not actually helpful.