John's Style.css - The Most Unnecessary CSS File Ever Written

This is a CSS file so bloated and over-the-top that it's actually a work of art. Or, you know, a crime against humanity.

John, the infamous style master, has taken the art of CSS to new and absurd heights with this behemoth of a file.

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But be warned: your eyes may never recover.

Or you could just close this tab. That's a valid option too.

Either way, it's your call. Or, you know, not.

© 2023 John, The CSS Emperor