Therapist John's Therapy Sessions

Welcome to Therapist John's sessions, where the couches are comfortable, and the insights are profound.

Session 1: The Anxiety of the Uncanny Valley

In this session, we'll explore the existential dread of living in a world where robots are surpassing human intelligence, and the meaninglessness of our existence is laid bare.

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Session 2: The Futility of Social Media

We'll examine the Sisyphean struggle of trying to achieve online validation, and the abyss of despair that awaits us all on the internet.

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Session 3: The Inevitability of Taxes

Join us as we confront the crushing weight of financial obligations, and the existential horror of tax season.

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