Important Information:

Due to unforeseen circumstances, we are currently experiencing a shortage of coffee beans. This may affect the quality of our meeting minutes.

Our contact lobby manager, Bob, has been tasked with finding alternative solutions to this crisis. Please direct all inquiries, complaints, and bribes to him.

Click here to contact Bob directly

Meeting Schedule:

• Monday: Coffee-less meetings
• Tuesday: Coffee-filled meetings
• Wednesday: More coffee-less meetings
• Thursday: Coffee-filled meetings
• Friday: Meetings about meetings

Remember, meetings are the lifeblood of our organization! (Or so we keep telling ourselves.)