MEATINGS AND PROPHECIES
FUTURISTIC FRENZY
Welcome, space traveler, to the most unpredictable, the most enigmatic, and the most utterly confusing portal in the galaxy. Here, you'll find prophecies of doom and gloom, but also meat-based solutions to your most pressing intergalactic conundrums.
- Read Prophecy 1: The Great Meat Shortage of 3056
- Read Prophecy 2: The Rise of the Vegan Uprising
- Read Prophecy 3: The Return of the Disco Ball of Doom