The Great Oracle of 303 has Spoken

According to the ancient art of Prophetic Meetings, we have foreseen the fate of Zong.

It shall be a fate of:

  1. A 50% chance of being eaten by a giant space hamster.
  2. A 30% chance of discovering the meaning of life on a deserted planet.
  3. A 20% chance of being replaced by a robot with better meeting attendance.

Please note that these odds are subject to change, but the Great Oracle of 303 is 100% certain that this is all true.

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The Great Oracle of 303 has spoken.