The cat, a sleek black feline with a sparkle in its eye, was caught red-pawed on Tuesday, March 21st, at precisely 3:14 PM.
The CEO, visibly shaken, demanded to know the whereabouts of the missing stapler, a prized possession of the company, which was last seen on the cat's favorite cushion.
Accusing the cat of theft, the CEO thundered, "You, Mr. Whiskers, have been caught! The stapler is gone, and I know you're the culprit!"
The cat, unfazed, blinked once, twice, and began grooming its paw, as if nonchalantly acknowledging the accusation.
Further investigation revealed that the cat was last seen near the supply closet, sipping on a saucer of milk and looking particularly pleased with itself.