Attendee 4's Report: The Meeting That Wouldn't End
Today was a meeting that started at 9:00 AM and somehow managed to last until 4:00 PM without any clear resolution or purpose. It felt like a hostage situation, but with more free pizza.
Attendee 4 observed the following:
- The CEO wore a "I'm with Stupid" hat for 4 hours.
- The projector died, but no one knew the password.
- Someone brought a whoopee cushion, but it was just for decoration.