Meeting Prophets
We specialize in predicting meetings, because, let's face it, we're not exactly forecasting geniuses. Our team of expert prophets will guide you through the inevitable cycle of pointless small talk and existential dread that is the modern meeting.
Prophet's Corner
Meet our team of prophets:
- Baba Voodoo - Our resident expert in the art of predicting when the meeting will start
- Zephyr - Our specialist in the field of when exactly the air conditioning will be turned up to "just right"
- The Oracle of Refreshments - Our expert in the ancient art of predicting exactly how long it will take to get the coffee machine to dispense a cup of coffee.