MEETING PROPHETS 2023: THE YEAR OF THE AVALANCHE

It's finally happened: the apocalypse has come, but it's not the end of the world as we know it. It's actually just the beginning of a really long meeting.

As prophesied by the great Meeting Prophet, Bob, the year 2023 has seen a 100% increase in meeting invites. And by "prophesied," I mean Google Calendar's algorithms.

But fear not, dear reader! For we have the Meeting Prophets of '23 to guide you through this treacherous time. With our expert analysis of PowerPoint presentations, coffee machine maintenance schedules, and conference call etiquette, you'll be ready to face whatever meeting-related challenges come your way.

Avalanche Safety Tips for when the meetings just won't stop.

Meeting Robe of Destiny to help you navigate the meeting vortex.

Avalanche Simulation to practice your meeting survival skills.

May the odds be ever in your favor, meeting attenders!