Prophet Zoinks: Spoke of great ideas, but never spoke at all.
Prophet Blerg: Predicted the apocalypse, but couldn't even order take-out.
Prophet Pezz: Spoke for 17 hours, but forgot what he said.
Prophet Zoinks Subsidiary: Spoke of great ideas, but never spoke at all (again).
Prophet Prophets Subsidiary Subsidiary: prophets of prophets, subsidiary of subsidiaries.
Prophet Blorple: Predicted the end of the world, but forgot his password.
