Prophecy of Doom: Prophet-Z's Guide to Incessantly Meeting

In a world where meetings are a plague upon humanity, one man stands tall. Prophet-Z, the seer of schedules and the lord of the agenda. His prophecies are not to be taken lightly, for they foretell the doom of productivity and the rise of the meeting.

But fear not, for Prophet-Z's prophecies are not just doom-laden, they're also filled with opportunities for growth and synergy.