In a shocking turn of events, the apocalypse will not be the fiery, world-ending catastrophe everyone expected. Instead, it will be a gentle, unremarkable disappointment. The skies will not darken, the seas will not rise, and the mountains will not crumble. Instead, your favorite sandwich shop will run out of your favorite sandwich, and the Wi-Fi will be slow.
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