By the power vested in us, we foretell the doom of meetings that go on for too long.
They shall be a plague upon the land, like a never-ending PowerPoint presentation.
Their attendees shall be trapped, forever stuck in a cycle of pointless small talk.
A plague upon the coffee machine, which shall never run out of creamer.
A plague upon the speaker, who shall be forever stuck in the opening remarks.
A plague upon the notes, which shall be filled with bullet points and jargon.
A plague upon the chairs, which shall be forever stuck in the back row.
And when the apocalypse shall come, it shall be swift and merciless.
For in the words of the great Prophet-Z, "You can't escape the meeting, but you can try."