Prophet-Z's Prophetic Prophecies of Doom

Welcome, mortals! I, Prophet-Z, have foreseen the end of the world as we know it.

Prophecies of Doom:

And so, the world as you know it will come to an end in the year 2025, when the last of the world's catnip will be consumed, and all that will be left is the bitter taste of disappointment.

But fear not, mortals, for in the ashes of the old world, a new one will rise, built upon the principles of excessive caffeine intake and the prophets' sacred texts: Prophet-Z's Guide to Caffeine-Induced Vision.