In a surprise turn of events, our beloved Prophet-Z has finally spoken, revealing the secrets of the mystical Gouda prophecy.
It is written:
"The Gouda shall rise once more, Bringing forth an army of cheese and crackers, To conquer the snack aisle, and claim the throne. For too long, the pretzels have reigned supreme, But now it is time for the Gouda to redeem.
A vision of the Gouda-future is said to be revealed within: