Known Meeting Prophets - Frequently Asked Questions

We are the chosen ones, destined to guide you through the labyrinthine world of meetings. But, let's be real, you've probably got some questions.

  1. What is the point of a meeting, anyway?
  2. It's not just about checking boxes, no.

  3. How do I avoid small talk?
  4. Just stare intensely at the ceiling tiles.

  5. Why do we always have to have a "brainstorming session"?
  6. Because, apparently, our collective unconscious is a treasure trove of genius ideas.

  7. Can I bring my cat to the meeting?
  8. Only if it's a cat-astrophic failure of a meeting that you're trying to attend.

  9. How many meetings can I have in one day?
  10. We recommend at least 17. The more, the merrier.

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