Meet John, our fearless leader and chief meeting prophet.
John has been predicting meeting outcomes since 2005 and has a 100% accuracy rate. He can predict with uncanny certainty that meetings will be long, boring, and unproductive.
John's favorite food is meeting room coffee. He can drink it by the gallon and still manage to predict the exact time of your next meeting.
John's hobbies include:
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Bob has been predicting the exact date and time of our inevitable zombie apocalypse since 2010. His methods involve eating a lot of coffee and staring at the wall for hours.
Bob's favorite apocalypse scenario: "A zombie outbreak at the office Christmas party" (he thinks this is a 97.5% certainty)
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