Void Surfing for Dummies

Are you tired of attending meetings that are as exciting as a sedated sloth? Do you yearn for a sense of purpose beyond the drudgery of corporate conference rooms? Look no further than void surfing!

Here are some tips to get you started:

Arrive fashionably late to set the tone
Absorb the words of your colleagues, even if they seem incomprehensible
Take the occasional, well-timed sip of coffee to maintain the illusion of alertness
Use the "I'm just taking notes" gesture to deflect eye contact

But wait, there's more! Want to take your void surfing skills to the next level? Check out our subpages:

Meeting Prophets of Doom

Or, for a more... let's say, "relaxed" approach:

Zen Surfing for Dummies