Welcome to the Procrastination Techniques of 2023, where the art of doing nothing is taken to new heights.
Stare at cat videos, memes, and tweets for hours on end, convinced that someone, somewhere, will see your witty remark and make your life change.
Learn more about Technique 2: The Ancient Art of Emailing Your TherapistRead every Wikipedia article on the history of the world, convinced that you'll find the hidden answer to the meaning of life in the depths of an obscure entry on 17th-century Dutch cheese production.
Learn more about Technique 4: The Provenance of ProcrastinationDisclaimer: Procrastination techniques are not actually proven to be effective, and may lead to missed deadlines, lost opportunities, and a general feeling of existential dread. Proceed with caution.