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Step 1: Gather 5+ random options.
Read our comprehensive list of Methods.
Step 2: Throw them on a wall.
Step 3: Stare at them for hours, trying to make sense.
Optional: Consult our Optional Steps page for more advanced techniques.
Remember, the wall is your friend.
Unless the wall is your boss's wall. In that case, just stare at them for hours, too.