Why Bother?
Are you tired of living in a world where the only thing more exhausting than your job is the existential dread of being a sentient being in an infinite, uncaring universe? Do you feel like a hamster in a cage, running on a wheel, going nowhere? Then you're in luck! Our therapy sessions are designed to help you find purpose in a seemingly pointless world.
Methods and Madness
- Existential Crisis Hour: Where we'll spend an hour talking about how everything we do is meaningless, and how we should probably just eat a cookie.
- Philosophical Rambling: Because who needs a structured approach, right? We'll just talk about the meaning of life while walking through a field of existential dread.
- Mindfulness for the Damned: We'll focus on the present moment, because let's be real, the future's a mess and the past is just a reminder that the future's a mess too.
Don't worry, we won't judge you for not having it all together. After all, nobody does, and if they do, it's just a coping mechanism for their own existential crisis.
Our Therapists
- Dr. Blerp, the resident expert in existential dread and cookie consumption.
- Dr. Snazzle, the specialist in pretending everything will be okay, even if it's not.
- Dr. Flibber, the existential crisis whisperer.
Don't be shy, book your appointment today!