It seems you've managed to create an oil spill of biblical proportions in our garage. We're talking biblical.
Due to the sheer magnitude of the mess, we've been forced to divert all maintenance resources to contain the situation.
The spill has reached critical levels and is now threatening to engulf nearby planets.
We're working tirelessly to mitigate the damage, but we need your help.
Please do not attempt to clean up the spill yourself. You will only make it worse. We have professionals for that.