Maintenance Schedule Explained
Why Do We Never Get Anything Done?It's because of our maintenance schedules, folks! You see, we've got a team of highly trained, yet utterly uncoordinated individuals who can't even agree on what day is Tuesday.
But don't worry, we're working on it! In the meantime, here's a breakdown of our current schedule:
- Monday: "Maintenance Monday" - We take a three-hour lunch break to watch cat videos.
- Tuesday: "Tool Time Tuesday" - We spend all day arguing over whose turn it is to use the copier.
- Wednesday: "Wednesday Wipe-Down" - We take a 30-minute break to reorganize the break room fridge.
- Thursday: "Thursday Thaw" - We spend all day re-watching the same 10 minutes of the same 1985 VHS tape of "The It Will Never Work" infomercial.
- Friday: "Friday Frenzy" - We have a team-building exercise where we all try to get to the same coffee machine at the same time.
- Saturday: "Saturday Shakedown" - We spend the day trying to figure out how to use the copier, again.
- Sunday: "Sunday Funday" - We all go home and pretend to be productive on our own.
We're working on it, folks! Next week, we'll probably have a new schedule... or maybe just the same one with a few new typos.
See some examples of our previous (non-existent) schedules.