We're sorry, but your mechanic shop's maintenance schedules are a little behind. Like, really behind. We're talking "you'll-need-to-replace-the-entire-transmission" behind.
Our mechanic, Bob, has been stuck in the break room for the past 5 years, eating Cheetos and watching cat videos. We're not sure if he's still breathing, but we're pretty sure the cars are still working.
We're missing a lot of parts. Like, all of them. Maybe Bob just misplaced them in his Cheetos-stained apron.