Sales Nerds Corner

Sales Nerds Salary Justification

According to our highly scientific and completely made-up sales numbers, the average sales nerd earns a whopping $120,000 per annum, with a bonus structure that includes:

• Free access to all the coffee in the break room
• Unlimited use of the company's fancy stapler
• A 50% discount on all company-approved video games

But wait, there's more! If you meet your sales quota, you'll also get:

• A free parking spot in the garage, nestled in the shadow of the boss's car
• Unbeatable access to the company's secret snack budget
• A personalized "World's Okayest Sales Person" trophy

Related Links:

• Sales Quota Syndrome
• Bonus Battles 2018: A Year of Unrelenting Fiscal Frenzy
• Salary Stipulations for Dummies

Disclaimer:

These numbers are completely fabricated and not based on any real-world data, except for the part where the coffee is actually really good.