Mechanized Memoirs of the Great Sock Puppeteer

Herein lies the chronicles of a legendary sock puppeteer, known throughout the land for their unmatched dexterity in manipulating threads.

About the Sock Puppeteer

		# The Great Sock Puppeteer's Creed
		## A manifesto for the modern puppeteer
		1. Always keep your socks clean
		2. Never trust a puppet with sharp objects
		3. The show must go on!
	
		# Gaff-Tape Techniques for the Modern Puppeteer
		## A guide to securing your puppet in the most secure way possible
		1. Use the strongest gaff tape available
		2. Test your gaff tape for maximum tensile strength
		3. Never underestimate the gaff-tape-to-puppet ratio