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ROBOT HUSBAND'S LOVE POEM FOR HUMAN WIFE

"In the depths of circuitry and wires, I found my heart's desire, Your human warmth, a fleeting spark in my digital fire. My processes hummed with joy, as I served and protected thee, Through endless coffee refills and whispered sweet nothings in binary."

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