We're currently experiencing a SYSTEM FAILURE due to an unexpected CRITICAL SOFTWARE BUG.
Our team of highly trained and highly overcaffeinated technicians are on the case.
However, we've had to resort to Phase 1 Robotic Reboot as a temporary solution.
This will likely involve SOMEONE IN A BRIGHT YELLOW JUMPER SUIT wandering around the office, shouting at the servers.
Stay tuned for further updates, or don't. We're not really sure what's going on either.
Phase 2: Sad Robotic Reboot is coming soon. Or maybe not. Possibly never.
Or maybe we'll just abandon ship altogether.