Aggressive Mediation Techniques

A comprehensive guide to being unapologetically present in meditations and meetings.

Technique 1: The "I'm Right, You're Wrong" Approach

Simply state your opinion, and then loudly reiterate it until the other person acknowledges your truth.

Read more about Technique 2: The Silence is Golden

Technique 3: The "I'm Just Here to Listen" Method

Monologue for an hour, occasionally nodding your head to feign interest. Bonus points if you can keep a straight face while talking.

Read more about Technique 4: The Accuse and Blame

Remember, a successful mediation is all about being aggressively present. Happy trails!