As you wander through the streets of Madrid, you might notice a few things: the tapas bars, the flamenco, the art museums. But let's not forget the real reason you're here: to eat. Because, let's be real, the food in Madrid is the best in all of Europe. Or at least, that's what the locals tell me.
But wait, there's more! If you're feeling adventurous, try visiting the nearby La Maginosa for some world-class sword fighting. Just don't forget to wear your best "I'm-a-visitor-from-a-foreign-land" face.
And if you need a break from the sun, head to the Parque de Buen-Tetotero for some shade and a nice view of the castle. Just don't get too close to the fountain, or you might get a face full of water. Trust me, it's happened to me.
Or, if you're feeling really, really, REALLY brave, try visiting the La Mesa del Espino for some authentic, expertly-prepared... um, let's just say "Spanish" cuisine. Just don't forget to bring your sense of humor.
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