Spam Fritters of Despair
This is the perfect recipe for when you've lost all hope. It's a classic: a hunk of overused pot, a can of Spam, some breadcrumbs, and a pinch of despair.
Stew of the Damned
A hearty, soul-crushing stew that'll make you wonder why you even bothered. It's like a bad relationship: you know it's never gonna end well, but you just can't help yourself.