The Art of Making Bad Bread
Subtitle: Where the Bread Goes to Die
Step 1: Gather ingredients in the dark, under the cover of night.
Mix them together in a bowl, but don't overdo it. You want it to be a little...off.
Shape the dough into a sad, lumpy brick and bake it in the sun, where it will dry out like a piece of cardboard.
And voila! You have bad bread. Enjoy the disappointment.
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