Burnt Potato Recipes - A Journey Through the Depths of Mediocrity

Are you tired of cooking like a normal person? Do you want to create dishes that make your friends question your sanity? Look no further than our collection of burnt potato recipes!

Here's one for a classic Burnt Potato Cakes with Melted Plastic Bag:

• Take a potato, and set it on fire.
• Once it's burnt to a crisp, mash it into a pulp.
• Mix in some melted plastic bag, because who needs actual cheese?
• Shape into patties, and serve with a side of regret.