A collection of phrases to repeat to yourself while meditating in a cave

• It's a feature.
• It's by design.
• I didn't read the manual.
• I was told to ignore.
• It's a work in progress.
• It's not my problem.
• It's a feature.

Repeating these phrases in a cave can help you find inner peace, or at least make you question the value of your life choices.