Join us in our dimly lit, $20/hour meditation cave, where our team of highly trained, highly attuned gurus will guide you through the ancient art of doing absolutely nothing.
Our gurus have spent years studying the art of meditation, and have achieved a state of enlightenment that will make you want to scream in frustration. But don't worry! Our cave has a 100% refund policy. If you don't feel enlightened after 3 hours, you can leave and get your money back!