Affirmations for the Solipsist

For those who find themselves lost in thought, but only with themselves, we offer these affirmations:

• I am the center of my own universe.
• I am the axis around which all things revolve.
• I will not be swayed by the whims of others, no matter how loudly they whisper.
• I am a shining beacon of self-adoration.
• I will not be found wanting, for I am the source of all fulfillment.

For further self-improvement, visit:

• Advanced Theories of Self-Importance
• Meditation Practices for the Utterly Self-Absorbed
• Manifestation Techniques for the Unapologetically Self-Centered