Meditations on Bird Noise and Silence

Welcome, fellow seekers of inner peace, to this most esteemed and hallowed place.

Silence is the Best Policy Contemplating the Void

Today's Meditation: Finding Inner Peace Amongst the Bird Noise

As we all know, birds are the source of much noise in our lives. But did you know that their incessant chattering is actually a manifestation of their own inner peace?

Take a deep breath, and let the sweet nothings of the bird's song guide you to a place of tranquility.

Remember, the birds are not the problem. We are.

A Brief History of Bird Noise and Silence

From the dawn of time, birds have been making a racket, while humans have been trying to find a way to shut them up.

The earliest recorded instance of bird noise was during the reign of King Arthur, when Merlin the wizard had to conjure up a spell to quiet the pesky pigeons of Camelot.

And so, the struggle continues to this day.