Welcome, traveler, to the vast expanse of the cosmos. As you stand at the edge of the void, the universe stretches out before you like an infinite canvas, waiting to be splattered with the vibrant hues of your existential dread.
But fear not, for in the stillness, you'll find the peace that passeth all understanding. Or, at the very least, a really cool shade of blue that'll make you forget all about the crushing despair of existence.
To aid you in your journey, we've compiled a list of exercises sure to calm your troubled mind:
Remember, the universe is a vast and wondrous place. Or a desolate, crushing void of nothingness. Either way, you're welcome here.