Step 2: Finding Peace in the Meat Department

Today, we're going on a journey through the vast expanse of Step 3: Meat-based Mindfulness, but first, we must confront the darkness that lies within. Literally.

Meet Bacon the Destroyer, a behemoth of a breakfast meat that will challenge your very soul. Will you emerge victorious, or will you succumb to its salty, savory grasp?

Remember, inner peace is not just for hippies and yoga enthusiasts. Anyone can find it, even you, meat-lover. Now, go forth and face your fears!

Or, you know, just eat some vegetarian dreams and pretend you're a Veggie. We won't judge you.