In this chapter, we explore the sacred rituals and unyielding laws that bind us together as a tribe. Our forefathers, the great Tribal Council, decreed that:
Article 1: The Mandatory Morning Hug. Every sunrise, you must hug your neighbor. Failure to do so will result in 5 extra points on the Intergalactic Tribal Scoreboard.
Read Mandate 7: The Mandatory Morning Hug
Read Mandate 8: The Mandatory Moonlight Dance
And so on...
Don't forget, you are all connected. Remember, you are all one.