Meditations on Inner Peace (Just Make a Funny Bird Noise)
Just make a funny bird noise, let it out into the world and see what kind of peaceful vibrations it sends back.
Or, you know, just stare at the wall and pretend it's a bird.
Or better yet, just stare at the wall and imagine the bird is staring back at you, judging you for your questionable life choices.
Inner peace is like that, really.
Subpages:
- Bird Noise as a Form of Therapy
- Fowl Play: The Art of Making Funny Bird Noises
- Squawk Squad: Join the Inner Peace Movement
Disclaimer: Inner peace is not actually possible, and making funny bird noises will not actually help. But hey, it's worth a shot, right?