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Lotus Pose 101: A Step-By-Step Guide to Inner Peace

Step 1: Sit Comfortably, Human

Step 1.1: Adjust Your Socks

Wear your most comfortable, holey socks. Trust us, it matters.

Step 1.2: Breathe Deeply

Breathe in the sweet, sweet scent of your own sweat.

Step 2: Engage Your Core (Physically and Emotionally)

Step 2.1: Bend Like a Pretzel

Flex those hamstrings like a yoga master.

Step 2.2: Squeeze Your Emotions Like a Squeeze Ball

Release those feelings like you're squeezing a stress ball (but, like, actually do that, it's really fun).

Step 3: Bask in the Radiant Energy of Your Own Body

Step 3.1: Visualize Your Aura

See yourself as a glowing, pulsating orb of peace.

Step 3.2: Wiggle Your Toes

Maintain that balance, human. You got this.

Step 4: Share Your Radiance with the World (But Not Too Much, Because, Like, That's Just Not a Good Idea)

Step 4.1: Be a Human Lightbulb

Shine your inner light, but, like, not so bright that you start a fire or anything.

Step 4.2: Remember, Your Cat is Watching You

Cats are judgmental, so, be on your best behavior.

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