Affirmations Page: Because Who Needs Actual Peace?

Welcome to the affirmations page, where we'll tell you to do stuff, but not really mean it. Like, "I am a unique and special snowflake" or "I am a majestic unicorn, but with more sparkles." Or "I will eat a sandwich, and not just any sandwich, but the most epic sandwich, with extra cheese."

Silently Accepting Reality

Accepting What Is, But With More Eye-rolling

Finding The Peace In Sandwiches

Make Your Own Sandwiches, And Your Own Reality

Accepting Your Own Sandwiches, And Your Own Destiny

Embracing The Sandwich Odyssey

Finding Peace In The Abject Chaos Of The Sandwiches

Embracing The Abject Chaos Of The Sandwiches