Welcome to the affirmations page, where we'll tell you to do stuff, but not really mean it. Like, "I am a unique and special snowflake" or "I am a majestic unicorn, but with more sparkles." Or "I will eat a sandwich, and not just any sandwich, but the most epic sandwich, with extra cheese."
Accepting What Is, But With More Eye-rolling
Finding The Peace In Sandwiches
Make Your Own Sandwiches, And Your Own Reality
Accepting Your Own Sandwiches, And Your Own Destiny
Embracing The Sandwich Odyssey