Inner Peace

Physical Therapies for Solipsistic Habits

Warning: This content is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt any of these therapies without consulting a professional (but let's be real, you probably won't).…

The Mirror, Mirror, I'm a Narcissus

Stand in front of a mirror, gaze deeply into your own eyes, and repeat the phrase "I am a unique snowflake, but also a human who needs to work on their ego" for 10 minutes, three times a day. Side effects may include: increased self-awareness, decreased self-esteem, and spontaneous combustion (just kidding, that's not a real side effect).

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The Selfie Stick

Take a series of 100 self-portraits using only your non-dominant hand while blindfolded. Analyze the resulting artwork for hidden patterns and themes, and try to identify the true meaning behind your own face.

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The Self-Indulgent Sauna

Spend 30 minutes in a sauna, completely naked, while listening to your own voice on repeat. This will help you develop a deeper understanding of your own thoughts, and possibly a stronger appreciation for the concept of "alone time".

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