In a world filled with existential dread, it's hard to find a moment's peace. But fear not, dear traveler, for you've stumbled upon Serenity Lakes.
Lake Calmoria, a serene and tranquil oasis nestled between the mountains of Anxiety and the Valley of Dread, awaits your arrival.
As you sit upon the lake's shores, the gentle lapping of its waters against the shore whispers secrets of inner peace and the futility of human existence.
Join us for Session 1 of our Serenity Lakes retreat, where we'll delve into the mysteries of:
- The Art of Doing Nothing
- The Joy of Not Caring
- The Futility of Human Existence (but also, like, in a good way)
Don't forget to bring your favorite meditation cushion, a snack, and a willingness to confront your own insignificance.
Session 2: Embracing the Void promises to be just as enlightening, but with more existential dread.