Communing With Nature: Level 4

Warning: Advanced Communing Levels May Cause

Excessive Oneness with the Environment.

Uncontrollable urges to hug trees.

Spontaneous combustion due to excessive use of essential oils.

Prerequisites:

• Level 3 of the Communing With Nature Program
• Completion of our optional but highly recommended 'Tree Hugging 101' workshop
• A valid permit for off-the-grid living

Step 1: Find Your Inner Lizard Step 2: Master the Art of Not Ironing Your Jeans Step 3: Achieve Silence and Compassion (or at the very least, learn to ignore your phone for an hour)