Advanced Void Gazing Techniques for the Discerning Inner Peace Seeker

Warning: Do not attempt these exercises without a strong stomach and a sense of existential dread.

Technique 1: The Infinite Corridor

Stare into the void of a never-ending corridor of identical beige cubicles. Repeat the mantra: "I am but a small, insignificant speck in the vast expanse of nothingness."

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Technique 2: The Void Mirror

Stare into a mirror, but not just any mirror. A mirror that reflects only your own face, ad infinitum. Repeat the mantra: "I am my own worst nightmare."

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Technique 3: The Infinite Loop of Oneself

Watch yourself watch yourself watch yourself. Repeat the mantra: "I am the sum total of my own self-obsession."

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